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Story Pat Robertson Retracts God's Wrath Statement on Dover, Pennsylvania School Board admin 0 01/26/2009 - 12:07
Story Jains Decry Violent Depiction admin 0 01/28/2009 - 17:19
Story Olympic Committee Says "Bring On The Drugs" admin 0 01/23/2009 - 18:52
Story McDonald's Launches the McCockroach admin 0 01/25/2009 - 18:31
Story Metalloids Depose Noble Gases in Bloodless Revolution admin 0 01/29/2009 - 15:42
Story Italy Pins Stability Hopes on Medfly admin 0 01/30/2009 - 10:57
Story Bill O'Reilly Wins Bill O'Reilly Award admin 0 01/28/2009 - 14:41
Story Bush Fulfills Katrina Vow With Trent Lott Porch Sit admin 0 01/23/2009 - 20:03
Story Livestock, Pets Harnessed As Important New Energy Resource admin 0 01/29/2009 - 00:31
Story New Creationism Law Flaws Diamond Markets admin 0 01/28/2009 - 15:29
Story Cheney Yearns for Return to Oil-Based Economy admin 0 01/23/2009 - 16:26
Story President Clinton Jails 938,000 Illegal Enemy Combatants admin 0 01/29/2009 - 14:26
Story J. Lo., P.L.O. Swap First Initials admin 0 01/24/2009 - 18:21
Story Sam Brownback Pregnancy May Put Squeeze On Presidential Bid admin 0 01/29/2009 - 18:25
Story Time is Accelerating, Study Finds admin 0 01/28/2009 - 13:45
Story Final Drafts of William Shakespeare's Manuscripts Found admin 0 01/28/2009 - 22:12
Story Human Error Cited in Rove Exorcism SNAFU admin 0 01/23/2009 - 19:58
Story Bush Finds Iraq Exit Strategy in Crawford Dungarees admin 0 01/25/2009 - 21:28
Story Top GOP Losers Reconsider Suicide PAC admin 0 01/29/2009 - 16:10
Story Mitt Romney Secretly Prime Minister of Canada admin 0 01/30/2009 - 11:16
Story Ostrich Charged With Multiple Ostricides admin 0 01/29/2009 - 16:39
Story Justice Roberts Admits to "Taking a Dive" During Oath of Office admin 0 01/30/2009 - 11:33
Story Democrats To Launch National Exorcism Campaign admin 0 01/28/2009 - 16:05

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