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Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie to Defuse North Korea's Nuclear Ambitions

By admin - Posted on October 12th, 2006

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Los Angeles, October 11, 2007 -- Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, three times voted leading members of the paparazzi "glutterati" squad, have been selected by President Bush to lead the diplomatic charge against North Korea's newfound nuclear club membership.

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, U.S. diplomatic envoys to North Korea

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