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Story In Light of Recent Extinctions, U.S. Adopts Bald Beagle as National Icon admin 0 01/29/2009 - 13:50
Story Study Finds Human Brain Capable of Finite Number of Thoughts admin 0 01/29/2009 - 13:48
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Story Nearly 21 Million Iraqis Not Yet Killed admin 0 01/29/2009 - 13:43
Story Super Bowl XLIII to Feature Real-time Biometric Player Data admin 0 01/29/2009 - 02:00
Story Effort Underway to Improve Short Attention Spans of Americans admin 0 01/29/2009 - 00:44
Story Livestock, Pets Harnessed As Important New Energy Resource admin 0 01/29/2009 - 00:31
Story President Frist: War on Indecent Exposure Will Be Lengthy admin 0 01/29/2009 - 00:24
Story Mel Gibson to Change Name from Mel Gibson to Mel Gibson admin 0 01/29/2009 - 00:10
Story Reentry of Shuttle Diplomacy Burns NASA admin 0 01/29/2009 - 00:07
Story Miss Universe 2007 Pageant Won By Iittikkupt Wrttkkyl of 55 Cancri System admin 0 01/29/2009 - 00:03
Story Shoplifting Blamed for Federal Budget Deficit admin 0 01/28/2009 - 23:59
Story McDonald's, Seeking Greener Image, to Offer Sun-Dried Coca-Cola admin 0 01/28/2009 - 23:54
Story President Bush Commences Hunger Strike for Improved Poll Numbers admin 0 01/28/2009 - 23:49
Story White House Identified as Source of Massive Issue Spam admin 0 01/28/2009 - 23:46
Story Bush Calls for Constitutional Amendment Protecting Pandering admin 0 01/28/2009 - 23:04
Story U.S. Military to Reduce Iraq Troop Levels From 138,000 to 163,000 admin 0 01/28/2009 - 23:00
Story Former Congressman Tom DeLay To Help Debug Microsoft Vista admin 0 01/28/2009 - 22:54
Story Motorola Unveils Naomi Campbell Signature Line Assault Cell Phones admin 0 01/28/2009 - 22:48
Story Electricity Found to Cause Massive Brain Cell Loss admin 0 01/28/2009 - 22:39
Story Laryngeal Bleep Implant Improves Political Discourse admin 0 01/28/2009 - 22:35
Story Right Clarifies Moral Confusion With Don't Kill Me Canon admin 0 01/28/2009 - 22:32
Story Tactical Nuclear Weapons Approved for American Consumers admin 0 01/28/2009 - 22:26
Story Taliban Strengthen Grip on People's Republic of South Dakota admin 0 01/28/2009 - 22:17
Story Final Drafts of William Shakespeare's Manuscripts Found admin 0 01/28/2009 - 22:12

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